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Jordan Hoffman

Jordan Hoffman is a contributing writer to Vanity Fair. His work can also be read in The Guardian, Times of Israel, New York Daily News, and elsewhere. He is a member of the New York Film Critics Circle, likes listening to jam bands, and reading science fiction.


Jennifer Lopez Debuts New “Booty Balm” While Ben Affleck Catches Some Zzzzzs

Every newlywed couple celebrates in their own way.
San Diego Comic-Con

Star Trek Mixes Past and Future at San Diego Comic-Con Panel

How do you say “silver fox” in Klingon?
Rolling Out

Kid Cudi Bolts From Rolling Loud Miami Stage After Getting Hit With Trash

“You will ruin it for everybody.”
Hi Bob

For All Mankind's Fourth Season is Go For Liftoff

As the show moves farther away, it also gets closer to home.

Angelina Jolie Wins Latest Round Against Brad Pitt in Legal Fight Over Château Miraval

Against protests, Pitt's businesses must share cache of documents with Jolie's lawyers.
Last Issue

DC Comics Is Officially Out of the Zack Snyder Business

The company’s Chief Creative Officer gives a diplomatic answer at San Diego Comic-Con about any upcoming collaborations.
Awards Season

Steven Spielberg and The Fabelmans Get Their Passports Renewed for Toronto Bow

The Oscar-winner’s memoir film is prepping for heavy awards play. 
Off The Wall

Roger Waters Disses The Weeknd and Drake In Tense Interview

"I am far, far, far more important than any of them will ever be, however many billions of streams they’ve got.”
The Boss Baby

Bruce Springsteen and Patti Scialfa Are Instagram Official Grandparents

Their firefighter son and his partner have given birth to a baby girl.

Kodak Black Arrested at Traffic Stop in Florida 

The rapper, previously cleared of weapons charges by President Donald Trump, was found with narcotics stash.
And My Axe

Performers at Medieval Times Forge Collective Bargaining Union

Citing security issues and wage issues, knights and squires in New Jersey are first to join guild. 

Ricky Martin’s Lawyers Call Incest Allegations “Untrue” and “Disgusting”

The singer and actor will appear before a Puerto Rican court next week. 

Wordle Prepares for IRL Releas

The daily distraction is coming to a dining room table near you.  

Julia Roberts Announced as Winner of Academy Museum's Icon Award 

The rom-con queen will be honored at a celebrity-studded gala this fall. 

Unleashed Protestors Growl at Bernadette Peters During Animal Charity Event

The Tony-winner was joined by Hugh Jackman, Sutton Foster, Billy Crystal, and plenty of pooches.
On The Record

Johnny Depp and Jeff Beck’s Upcoming Album Features Angry Track Probably About Amber Heard

No matter who the song is about, you don’t want to quote it around your grandmother. 

Henry Winkler Catching Trout Is The Hottest Trend This Season

The fly-fishing Fonz is an internet sensation. 
In Memoriam

Tony Sirico, The Sopranos's Paulie Walnuts, Has Died

From Bensonhurst to Sing Sing to HBO, few lived a life like his. 

Dave Chappelle's Drops Surprise “Speech” on Netflix 

The controversial comic calls his high school-age critics “instruments of oppression."
Frankly Speaking

Joey “Jaws” Chestnut Successfully Defends Mustard Belt in Coney Island

A nation relishes its champions.